Truth Revealed: What is Blue Waffles Disease & How do You Get it

“Blue Waffles” sounds like food, right?

But no, you’re highly mistaken.

Blue waffles is a sexually transmitted disease. A sexually transmitted disease or STD that is transferred from one person to another via sexual contact or intercourse.

If one has never heard of Blue Waffles, then you will likely come across it pretty soon. All the doubts regarding this Blue Waffle disease will be cleared in this article.

But if you have ever heard of it and felt like it is dangerous and deadly, then take a sigh of relief because blue waffles disease is just an internet hoax.

Because no woman’s va-gina can turn blue because of an STD. You must have also surfed the net about its picture and must have scared you. But, it is all an internet hoax, and all the photos are edited.

All these are rumors that have come up for a long time, and this STD is termed Blue Waffle.

 

Appearance of Blue Waffles Disease

After you come to know about blue waffle being an STD, the next question that usually arises in mind is “how do blue waffles look like?”

Well, this isn’t a much-complicated thing.

Blue waffle is a va-ginal infection which has a foul odor. Also, the woman experiences unbearable pain and inflammation around the genital area. It is a very painful and disturbing condition.

It is said the infected genital area either turns blue or purple due to Blue Waffles.

Various Names of Blue Waffles Disease

Rumors are not only limited to blue waffle being an STD but have also gone above in naming this disease. This blue waffle disease is known by various names on the internet.

Some of them being purple waffle disease, red pancake disease, pink pancake disease and blueberry waffles disease. Various sites may give various explanations about these diseases based on its names.

 

How Blue Waffles Disease Occurs

Blue waffle is said to have caused when there is an overgrowth of bacteria and fungus in the va-ginal lips of a woman, which spreads and turns infected of the va-gina into purple-blue color.

However, the effect can be deadly if the immune system of the victim is damaged and the bacteria combine with it.

It usually takes a bit of time for Blue waffles to be developed entirely because it is a result of continuous negligence to va-ginal health. If the va-gina is kept in a low degree of hygiene for a more extended period, one may start to notice blue waffles.

Excess moisture also aids in developing blue waffles around the va-ginal area. However, the primary cause of blue waffle is said to be the bad sexual habits.

The bad sexual habits include:

• Overuse of dirty products during masturbation.
• The inclusion of multiple sexual partners at one time.
• Having unsafe (without condoms) sex, regularly.
• Also, unprotected one night stands play a significant role in the development of va-ginal Blue waffles.
• Excess usage of sex toys.

Blue waffles are also likely to develop the people is habituated to wearing tight undergarments all the time.

However, sex workers are likely to develop blue waffles because of their regular engagement in the sexual arena. To avoid dangerous conditions like Blue waffles any unsafe experiment with sexual life must be strictly avoided.

 

What are the Signs of Blue Waffle

The person infected with blue waffle will feel certain excretion from a va-gina, and it is the very first sign. If you perceive this, try to prevent it and maintain the hygiene before it sets in completely. Va-gina will become moister than ever. You will experience unpleasant odor with a sensation of itching.

Eventually, the va-ginal lips will turn blue then purple, which means blue waffle has started affecting you. Some women do not consider blue waffle to be a matter of concern. They consider it to be a simple infection which can be treated by maintaining proper hygiene.

In brief, the symptoms of blue waffles include:

• The very first sign is blotching va-gina.
• External and internal dryness in the va-ginal area.
• Excess itching in the genital area.
• Pungent, strong and foul-smelling va-ginal secretion.
• Excessive pain during intercourse may also be a symptom.
• Inflammation of va-ginal lips or penial area, primarily the private parts.
• The sensation of itching and burning around the va-ginal area.

It does feel like a real disease because some people do undergo the symptoms as mentioned above. Hence, it is indispensable to spread awareness about this disease so proper care can be taken.

 

Blue Waffle in Women & Men

The signs and symptoms of Blue Waffles in case of both men and women can be different. Mentioned here below are few symptoms in both the genders.

In Women

Women are more prone to blue waffle than men. There is an irritation, paining and itching sensation in the va-gina. Women who are more likely to get prone to Blue waffle include:

• Women with multiple sex partners.
• Immunocompromised women.
• Depression in case of ladies can also be a significant cause of Blue Waffle.
• Women who have a very unhygienic sexual life.
• Sex workers.
• Women who use dirty sex objects while masturbating.
• Women who suffer from internal as well as external infections in the reproductive tract.

 

In Men

All this while, you had been reading that blue waffles is caused by va-ginal lips and is likely to affect women. But no, men too can be a victim of this dangerous disease. In case of men, genital viruses usually cause blue waffle.

Men also suffer from excess pain and severe itching. It eventually leads to the disorientation of skin and causes a foul smell around the genital area.

Men develop blue waffle because of their bad sexual habits which include excess usage of various sex toys and harsh ways of masturbating.

In men, blue waffles are referred to Penile Cancer. Blue waffle is also referred to as penile cancer because sometimes cancer is a result of this dangerous disease.

Apart from the above-mentioned causes, blue waffle can also be caused due to human papillomavirus. It is common in people who have HIV or AIDS. Blue waffle is likely to develop in a person who undergoes UV treatment.

 

How to Identify Blue Waffles Disease?

It is said that Blue Waffle is mainly diagnosed by undergoing physical pelvic examinations. Diagnosis can also be done by smearing (Pap smear or Va-ginal smear) which is carefully examined under the microscope.

 

How to fight Blue Waffles Disease and be on the safe side?

It is pretty much difficult to explain what blue waffles as a disease is, so its symptoms are usually examined and then treated accordingly. By this, it means that one should try to maintain the health of va-gina properly. Thus, rough measures for the treatment of blue waffles must not be applied as it may only worsen the case.

The following tips must be kept in mind for avoiding blue waffles:

• Practice safe and guarded sex.
• Avoid having multi-partner sex.
• To ensure the proper hygiene of va-gina, wash it after having sexual intercourse.
• Use clean, sanitary napkins and tampons while menstruating.
• Cotton undergarments must be worn since they aid the air to pass through.
• Maintain a healthy and balanced diet.
• Avoid usage of harsh and dirty sex toys for masturbation.
• Keep changing the sanitary napkins within 6 hours to ensure proper health to the va-gina.
• Avoid wearing tight undergarments.
• Ensure that you are stress and depression free.
• Maintain healthy steps that would boost up the immunity system.

Several doctors would prescribe various hygienic products which might not irritate the skin. These steps will ensure that the disease does not spread.

If you feel irritation even after following these steps, then it is confirmed that the disease is spreading across your genitals and needs to be taken proper care of. Doctors would also prescribe their patients to use several anti-biotics which would help in healing the disease.

 

Congratulations!

If you have believed all the above-mentioned symptoms and treatments, then you’ve fallen into a huge prank.

Blue Waffle is nothing but an internet hoax.

After conducting researches, anyone would think this disease to be a genuine case. There are pictures available on the internet too. But do you think a woman’s genital area may turn blue or purple because of some bad sexual habits? NO!

Of course, STDs are bad, but this does not mean the color of your skin will change to blue.

Of course, you will have some red blotches in your genital area if you feel a sensation of burning or itching. Due to itching also, the skin color tends to change for only a limited period.

But blue or purple?

NEVER

If you consult your doctor and other medical experts, they are likely to tell you that it is a joke which you have completely fallen for.

How this hoax spread?

Let me tell you.

Sorry, but the world is full of attention seekers. These people would go up to any extent to prove they are correct. With social media, where everything goes viral within seconds, you can use it to spread the deadly news. This rumor of Blue Waffle too required only a fraction of seconds to spread around the internet.

Also, before social media came in, people used to get famous using press and media. They would print all kinds of stories that would bring a storm in the minds of people.

If your story is unusual and you put forward arguments that almost sound legitimate, then congratulations, you have just become successful in creating a hoax around the internet and people may also believe you.

If you are too keen to know about these symptoms, then you would go for further research. If you opt for further research, you will find that you have fallen prey to the internet hoax. And some stories are so mind-boggling. You would wish to bestow these story makers with distinguished awards.

Similarly, Blue Waffles is a story that was made up by someone and spread on the internet. It rapidly took the form of fire for spreading, and the story makers took advantage of this to get famous.

But wait, this was not carried out for long because some people would eventually consult their doctors, who told them it’s all fake.

So, people who knew about this from earlier see that it is just a story and people who come to know about it, later on, get tensed.

Many would not know, but “waffle” is used as a slang for the Indian woman.

So, let us look for the definition of “blue waffle” that is famous all around the net:

• Blue waffle is a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
• It is transferred from females to males.
• It is developed in women if they don’t wash their va-ginas regularly enough.

 

Images and documents about Blue Waffle will always be available on the internet.

However, be careful while surfing the images because they are disturbing.

Also, if you look up for blue waffles over the internet, you will not land on any trusted website that will provide you with the true details.

There are some sites that will claim this disease to be a real one but if you opt for further investigation, trusted medical websites will tell you that it is a hoax.

Some websites would come up with the perfect definition (pun intended):

“It’s a slang term for an extremely nasty or severe va-ginal infection/STD on your va-gina. The infection could cause abnormality in an organ or tissue on the outside of the va-gina, as well as bruising, which causes it to look blue.”

 

A myth or a reality?

As mentioned earlier, there is no medical condition as “blue waffle.” No disease would ever lead to blue blotches in and around your va-ginal area.

All the medical professionals called the “blue waffle” disease as an internet hoax and termed the pictures to be “fake.” It is just to attract the people towards the website.

All these pictures would fluctuate in your mind and are very disturbing. An external force may cause a bruise to your va-gina and make the appearance blue. But due to STD, it will turn blue is impossible. The blue color would be because of sexual assault. No sexual attack would lead to deep blue or purple color as visible on the images on the net.

There are high chances that pictures are edited and do not represent anything that is real. Also, no STD can be transferred from a woman to a mean. There’s no logic in it because it is impossible to think how a woman would get infected with STD in the first place.

Alright, I know it is unbelievable, so take your time to let it soak in.

 

Origin: The story of Blue Waffle, “the Internet Hoax”

Now, that the concept of “fake” blue waffle disease is clear, the next thing that you would like to know is how this disease originated. For all the curious people, let me tell you how the disease originated.

In April 2013 the object of derision was New Jersey’s councilperson. A Trentonian woman reported that in a city council meeting she received an “alarming call” from the constituent.

This councilperson wished to know “what the City of Trenton was doing about the epidemic known as the Blue Waffle Disease?”

Unknowingly, this person did not realize that she was just prey to an April fool’s prank. Publically, this person was mocked severely for taking such a petty issue, which does not exist, so seriously.

However, the rumor about “blue waffle” spread around the internet in March 2010. The story spread around the internet when the image of a scabbled and blue blotched va-gina spread around the internet.

This blue blotched va-gina claimed that there was an actual va-ginal infection caused due to STD and spread from woman to man.

Some people saw this images and were shocked. They got confused whether these images were real or just photo-shopped. The question that hits everybody’s mind is that if the image is fake, are all the infections just pictured?

No matter where these images came from, this “blue waffle” disease is a myth, and no specific detail about the traces of this infection is found around the internet.

 

Final Thoughts

The chances of blue waffle disease being an internet hoax are very high. All the pictures that are available on the internet are edited, and no correct references to the disease being real are mentioned. And no woman has also made claims of suffering from the disease.

Also, if you look through the images carefully, you will notice that no typical case of STD resembles the kind of appearance shown in the pictures. An almost permanent blue blotch cannot be found around your va-gina, nor there are any exact symptoms related to it.

If you’re looking for a descriptive term that would define the condition of your infected va-

ginal area, then Blue Waffle disease can be an ideal term, but no such actual illness with this name exists.

The term Blue waffle was just utilized for defining the disease, but it is an urban term which was decked up to horrify women to design sexually.